S: We can do better.
K: We will do better.
Me: So say we all!
Me: Sorry. Battlestar Galactica humor. Don't know where that came from.
S: Are you three going to turn all Star Wars/Trek on me?
K: How about we make a new Star Wars-esqe anti-slogan for our department? It will show our toughness to the others. "The [company name] Marketing Department. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
JK (our boss): In the words of Vader, "Perhaps I can find new ways of motivating them, as the emperor is less forgiving than I am."
Me: ...well, that's not ominous at ALL.
JK: I hear [my former employer, having financial troubles] is hiring.
Me: Ok, that was unnecessary.