Saturday, May 23, 2009

Heard... Mom and Dad's yard sale this morning
Old man: D'ya have any guns for sale?
Dad: No, I'm sorry, I don't.
Old man: Are you sure? I'm paying good money.
Uh, yes. I'm sure.

1 comment:

  1. And yet again, I say "NEVER tell people you don't have any guns."

    The reply should have been:
    "Well I have tons, but they aren't for sale."