Not that there's anything wrong with my current ones. They're great! I love 'em a lot. But seriously, if they keep MOVING, I'm not going to have any left, especially after this summer's mass exodus of four of my nearest and dearest from the DC area.
Anyway. I'm loyal, I floss, I have a fond appreciation for chocolate chip cookies, and I'm an excellent editor, should you ever require my services. If interested, please email me.