The inventor of the toilet seat cover, however, pales in my esteem next to the person who came up with this:
GENIUS. Let's take a closer look:
It plugs the hole in the lid so the drink doesn't spill in transport! So simple! And also good for my wardrobe, because I have a tendency to do this:
That's my "nice" black coat. Note the numerous spots. That spill happened sometime between November and March of last year. (Don't judge. I intended to take it to the dry cleaners after coat season was over, but I forgot. And now, I have to, you know, wear it.)
Anyway, as I strolled into the office this morning, holding my cup with its anti-spill hole plugger thingy (that's the technical term), I reflected on how nice it was not to be dripping peppermint hot chocolate all over myself. And I was thankful.And speaking of thankful! Thanksgiving is two days away! I leave tomorrow night for
- Several guys, actually. I can't keep track of all of them!
- Yeah, we just moved in together last month. ...Oh, I thought you'd heard about it. My mistake!
- Yes, her name is ____.
Thoughts on which I should go with? My coworkers are voting for the third one, just for the shock value.