So I have a problem. I know exactly one song about the Steelers, which I learned for their last Super Bowl appearance, but it is no longer applicable.
1) "Cowher Power" is no longer relevant. And nothing rhymes with Tomlin.
2) They already got one for the thumb. "Pittsburgh's gonna get one for the other hand now" doesn't quite work.
We have two weeks to work on a suitable alternative. Thinking caps on!